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timpy

18th July 2003, 11:46

Check this out......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Cheers

penance

18th July 2003, 11:51

i now feel justified:D

Chea Johndle

18th July 2003, 12:06

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

Bugger!!!! only 17 days left for me then...... better start now...see ya in a sea of semen:D :D

Regards

auric

18th July 2003, 12:09

A longer account can be found in the New Scientist (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942).

Auric:)

PBirkett

18th July 2003, 12:25

In that case, I should never ever get cancer, anywhere :D

themadhippy

18th July 2003, 12:45

cancer or go blind ?http://216.40.249.192/s/ups/budaz/jerk.gif
and rember
"if you say you dont wank your a lier
and a fool if say you that you do
so next time you see prince charles on tv
rember hes wanked him self too"

themadhippy

18th July 2003, 13:18

kind of related
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3074561.stm
just need to find out the fat content of semen now:D

wadia-miester

18th July 2003, 13:41

Originally posted by PBirkett
In that case, I should never ever get cancer, anywhere :D

Hey Mister Keyboard welder :D

http://members.lycos.co.uk/woody4mg/images2/liebe086.gif

timpy

18th July 2003, 13:42

LMAO

Nice try hippy........... "It's for my health darling...." ;)

:D

Cheers

PBirkett

18th July 2003, 14:15

Ack, WM beat me too it. Take this scoundrel!

:WMarrives http://members.lycos.co.uk/woody4mg/images2/liebe086.gif

themadhippy

18th July 2003, 14:22

maybe this threed should becume a sticky http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/funny/tdo13.gif

PBirkett

18th July 2003, 14:27

Nah, we dont want too many stickies, the pages will get stuck together ;)

penance

18th July 2003, 15:10

Originally posted by Chea Johndle
see ya in a sea of semen:D :D

ewwww
thats sick dude
:chunder: :yikes:

amazingtrade

18th July 2003, 21:00

Damn it I better find a girl fast otherwise I may get cancer. Or there is my self love theory, but I shall not go into that here.

technobear

18th July 2003, 22:38

Originally posted by themadhippy
just need to find out the fat content of semen now:D No fat, but a fair bit of sugar and lots of protein..... or so I'm told :shame:

And often quite salty so better watch those sodium levels ;)

Chris

jshack

18th July 2003, 22:41

Dear oh dear,

Too much information all round!

Now if I were a mod......

Michael, where the Joel are you?

This should be consigned to the "horrid" sub-forum of the Kindergarten main-forum.

Urrrrrgguuhhhh.

PBirkett

19th July 2003, 01:48

Originally posted by amazingtrade
Damn it I better find a girl fast otherwise I may get cancer. Or there is my self love theory, but I shall not go into that here.

Aint there a few sheep up your way? ;)

timpy

19th July 2003, 02:01

Paul

I guess you don't mean me mate, the last time I looked there weren't any sheep up my anything :D

Cheers

MO!

21st July 2003, 10:14

What's the joke? What's so funny? Hey? I couldn't read it! The page was too blurry!

domfjbrown

21st July 2003, 12:36

Well, I was born bliind and I'm now partially sighted, so all that single handed jive seshes must be giving me cancer hey?

Oh no, actually that'll be the smoking - d'oh!

Turning Japanase
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...

Now before I turn into Sir Richard Richard VC (aka Richie) from Bottom, I too had better find a real bird...

One more "thing" on the subject - is this "you'll go blind" crap to do with most people having to have a magazine or whatever to hand for visual stimulus? Wander if people who use their imagination with their eyes shut are less at risk of going gozzy??

MO!

21st July 2003, 12:40

Dom, I thought you didn't like girlies? Them there is the devil and all that!

Originally posted by domfjbrown
Wander if people who use their imagination with their eyes shut are less at risk of going gozzy??

Nope, but they're probably MOre likely to get caught due to not seeing anyone walking in the room. Aint that right birkett ;)

Gozzy?

domfjbrown

21st July 2003, 12:50

Originally posted by MO!
Dom, I thought you didn't like girlies? Them there is the devil and all that!

I'm heterosexual in intent!!! I don't mind women so long as they aren't the girlie girlie I broke a nail and I want 100 kids kind - women who drink pints, listen to banging tunes and can handle their (and get good) drugs are cool in my book!

Originally posted by MO!
Nope, but they're probably MOre likely to get caught due to not seeing anyone walking in the room. Aint that right birkett ;)

Gozzy?

Aha - but if you're partially sighted already you have better hearing for said "burst in" situations :)

"Gozzy" was one of our blind school's slang words for having crap eyesight - I don't know where it came from though!

julian2002

21st July 2003, 13:18

so, do women have this mysterious genital - optic nerve connection or does overuse of the spin cycle give them bse?

just a thought.
cheers

julian

timpy

21st July 2003, 13:20

Originally posted by julian2002
does overuse of the spin cycle give them bse?

Mad Cow Disease? Only if you interrupt them.... ;)

Cheers

MO!

21st July 2003, 13:21

Originally posted by julian2002
so, do women have this mysterious genital - optic nerve connection or does overuse of the spin cycle give them bse?

just a thought.
cheers

julian

Spin cycle? Nah, I think thats the menstrual cycle that causes bse!

:duck:

themadhippy

21st July 2003, 13:44

I'm heterosexual in intent!!!
im a lesbian

domfjbrown

21st July 2003, 13:48

Well, urm, yeah, so am I :)

That reminds me of that same damn Bottom episode as the "hetero in intent" quote:

"Besides which we're lesbians...."
"Come back to my place - and I'll cure ya"
...
"Come back - please! I have the same ideas about women as you have! I have every mail order catalogue since 1983, and they all flop open at the lingerie pages! No no wait - I've even taped the Clothes Show Special on beach wear - we can all sit there and watch it in our pants!!"

Great days they were - great days - when the hell are the proper Bottom Series and the second season of Young Ones out on DVD!?

ilockyer

21st July 2003, 15:59

Originally posted by MO!

Nope, but they're probably MOre likely to get caught due to not seeing anyone walking in the room.

Hehe, a friend of mine from school (Jeremy) did suffer from that happening... it was his MUM who caught him! Why he was stupid enough to tell Andy Aughton about it though I'll never know. Everyone knew within about 10 minutes!

We tried to get his best man to tell the story during his speech as Jez got married last week but he wouldn't :(

domfjbrown

21st July 2003, 16:36

Hey Ian - did you hear the story about FE? (I can't believe this didn't get mentioned during Saturday night's FE reunion actually)...

Bod (Keith) had borrowed FE's camcorder, and he and Jason were panning around, looking into bedroom windows of Setters and Saunders block from Stoners (an oxymoron considering Stoners was built out of papier mache and balsa wood pretty much!). Anyway, it was dusk, so any room with a lit window was fair game. They panned across the lower floor of S&S and came across - Adrian S cracking one off with the window open.

Bod hits record, they get the whole thing on tape, and then grab ANYONE they can and FILL the TV room. They then run VT, and guess who walks in - yep - Adrian. His response - "It helps me relax" - fair play!!!! :)

ilockyer

21st July 2003, 16:43

HAHA! Yep, I think I have heard that one before, but it's still funny! You have to admit, he did deal with it rather well... he might have been a cretin but that was a good response!